Splinter (TMNT)

Splinter, also known as Master Splinter or Sensei, is the wise, martial arts-mastering mutant rat who serves as the adoptive father and sensei to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Aside from teaching his pupils discipline, ninjutsu, and life values, he also teaches them all about sex—if these Splinter porn videos are anything to go by. Check them out!